Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout that buzz goin' around. It's totally lit, man. This Simian 24k stuff is boostin' your mind racing. People are sayin' it gives 'em superhuman strength, but honestly, I just vibe out better when I got a little bit of that Monkey magic in my system.

• Gotta love it
• {I feel you|Hell yeah!

A K2 Thirst

The flavor of K2 is like a dream. It's a intoxicating rush that engulfs me. I could drink it all day long, never feeling full. There's just something about this feeling of pure bliss. It's a remarkable experience that I can't resist.

• Each time I get K2, it's like a different revelation.
• This love for K2 is strong.
• She's the ideal thing I've ever.

What You Owe

Life behind bars inside K2 isn't for the faint of heart. Every day is a battle, a constant negotiation with danger. The toll it takes is steep. It changes who you are.

You give up liberty. Your routine is stripped away. The basic comforts are lost to the past.

Even if you pull yourself up, K2 leaves its shadow. It follows you home. The experience changes the course of your life.

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• Feel the freedom.
• The laws are for the weak.
• Don't miss out.

Longing For My Infused K2 Papers

Man, I'm seriously/deeply/intensely missing my infused K2 papers. Those blnts always hit perfectly, and the feeling was off the charts. I could easily/definitely/totally get used to that bliss. I'm starting to withdraw without them. I just crave another hit, man. Maybe I Mind trip liquid incense should check the stash. Or maybe it's time to hit the streets. Ugh, the withdrawal symptoms are killing me/desperation is setting in.

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